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I Never Imagined Long Aotian Would Become My Wife [Quick Transmigration]
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I Never Imagined Long Aotian Would Become My Wife [Quick Transmigration]

I Really Didn’t Want the Long Aotian to Be My Wife, 我真没想让龙傲天当我老婆[快穿]
Native Language Chinese
Released 2022
Original Ch.: 160
Translated Ch.: 160
Rank: #1050
Last Update: May 6, 2026
Original Pub.: jjwxc
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I Never Imagined Long Aotian Would Become My Wife [Quick Transmigration] is a popular novel that blends Adventure, Fantasy, Romance and more. Written by the author Zhěn zhōng mián. A total of 160 chapters have been translated and the novel is complete.

Synopsis

In the novel, there was a type of character, those who started in hell but rose all the way to the top, embracing beauties and reaching the peak. They were known as Long Aotian.
Without a master who imparted their wisdom, loyal little brothers, and diligent errand runners, they would not have survived.
To ensure the operation of the small world that was about to collapse, Jian Yuanbai had to play these roles.
Jian Yuanbai: That is, as long as Long Aotian can succeed in the end, it will be fine, right?
System: …That’s right, but the host must remember to have the male protagonist say Long Aotian’s lines at the right time.
In each world, Jian Yuanbai completed his tasks exceptionally well. The only thing that made the system heartbroken was…
System: Long Aotian should be surrounded by admirers! Not become your wife!
Jian Yuanbai, who had already been brainwashed by the chuunibyou lines: Even heaven and earth can’t go against my will, let alone just you.
In fact, Jian Yuanbai initially wanted to follow the plot honestly, but amidst Long Aotian’s constant “GeGe” claims, he gradually lost himself, filled with passionate dreams night after night.
Jian Yuanbai: I am still a virg*n, and my body is reserved for my wife. I am no longer pure, so I have to make him take responsibility.
The system crashed, went crazy, and became utterly furious: That was just a f*cking dream. You’re still pure!
Jian Yuanbai looked at the soft and white Long Aotian, with a deep and determined expression, and insisted: No, I’m not pure anymore.
Then, he exchanged the muscle-bound, eight-foot-tall cultivation method for another one. It was not that he disliked being strong, but he preferred a gentler spouse.
MINI THEATER:
In fact, Jian Yuanbai felt quite guilty inside.
The novel’s Long Aotian says: Seven times a night, joy every night.
After becoming his wife: Fainted three times in one night.
Jian Yuanbai blamed himself: I only made my wife faint three times, and there are still four more to go. I am sorry for my wife, but I will try my best.
Long Aotian sneered: …Seven times in one night, and you’ll end up without a wife!
World One: The poor little chess piece abandoned by the Aristocratic Family
Facing his cold-blooded family who kicked him out of the house and wanted to see him struggle to survive,
Long Aotian’s eyelashes trembled, and he suppressed shame, saying: “Today’s disgrace, I will repay it a hundred times!”
The goal was not achieved, and instead, they watched Long Aotian being vigorously cultivated and adored by the top wealthy Jian family. The extremely doting family member said: …What a tricky way to show off.
World Two: The poor little loser whose engagement was broken off
Long Aotian’s ears were red, and his wet eyes looked at Jian Yuanbai begging for mercy.
Jian Yuanbai: “Say quickly.”
Long Aotian: “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years in the west, Mo bullying the poor!” (三十年河东,三十年河西 is a proverb, which means that thirty years ago good Feng Shui was on the east side of the river, but thirty years later it was on the west side of the river. Later, it became a metaphor that world affairs or people’s destiny are always in constant change, and there is no fixed number of rise, fall, honor and disgrace.)
Before they could humiliate Long Aotian, they were suppressed by Jian Yuanbai. They vomited blood and fell to the ground.
Villains: …Give us our lines back.
World Three: The poor little vampire who was transformed
World Four: The poor little Alpha with damaged glands
World Five: The poor actor who was hidden in the snow
World Six, Seven, Eight…
(The author may have changed their outline and not updated the summary. World three is an apocalyptic scenario. A vampire Long Aotian protagonist does appear much later in the extras.)

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Editor's Note

⚠️ The "Chuunibyou" Rom-Com. This isn't your standard serious quick transmigration. It’s a parody that leans heavily into the absurdity of the "Long Aotian" archetype—the unstoppable, harem-seeking male lead. The humor comes from the MC (Jian Yuanbai) being so brainwashed by the "cool" lines he has to feed his ward that he ends up in a bizarre, self-imposed spiral of "protecting his virtue."

The "Wifey" Subversion. The "Long Aotian" is supposed to be an eight-foot-tall, muscle-bound powerhouse surrounded by jade-like beauties. Instead, under the MC's "vigorous cultivation" and doting care, he becomes a cold, elegant, and surprisingly soft spouse who blushes while reciting classic domineering lines like, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west!"

Fast-Paced Satisfaction. The conflicts in each world are resolved with explosive efficiency. Because the MC is functionally OP (overpowered) and deeply devoted, the villains are often dealt with in a single paragraph if they aren't worth the couple's time. It’s a "brain-off," high-sugar read.

The "Seven Times a Night" Dilemma. The comedy peaks with the MC’s misunderstanding of his own stamina versus the "Long Aotian" legend. His constant guilt over only making his wife "faint three times" instead of the legendary seven is a recurring gag that highlights the lighthearted, slightly spicy nature of their relationship.

160 chapters of classic tropes being turned into "wife-chasing" comedy across cultivation, apocalypse, and interstellar worlds.

Experience Curve

Ch. 1–30 (The Aristocratic Pawn): ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – The Hook. Setting the tone with the MC's "not pure anymore" logic. Seeing the wealthy Jian family dote on the "poor little chess piece" is peak face-slapping comfort.

Ch. 31–120 (Genre Hopping): ⭐⭐⭐⭐ – The Variety. From exorcisms to zombie apocalypses. The consistency of the MC "dropping a stone on his own foot" with his mouth keeps the repetitive QT structure fresh.

Ch. 121–160 (The Final Reveal): ⭐⭐⭐ – The Mixed Bag. While the romance holds at a 10/10, the overarching plot reveal and the "real world" reunion can feel a bit rushed or inconsistent for those looking for deep lore.

WebNovelDB Review

7 /10
A delightful "Palate Cleanser." It’s perfect for readers who love the Seme (Top) perspective and want a relationship where the "strong, cold beauty" is absolutely pampered by a sunshine-bubbly powerhouse.

Character Dynamic: 9/10. The chemistry between the chaotic, impulsive Jian Yuanbai and his hardworking, "Long Aotian" wife is the soul of the book.

Humor: 9/10. The parody of "Male Virtue" and the misuse of iconic Xianxia proverbs is genuinely funny if you are familiar with Chinese webnovel tropes.

Plot Depth: 5/10. The overarching mystery of the system and the MC’s background takes a backseat to the romance. Don't expect a groundbreaking final arc; it’s here for the giggles and the "dogfood."

Pacing: 8/10. Worlds are short and sweet. If you don't like an arc (like the horror or entertainment world), it’s over before you know it.

The Good: Protective and tender Top; strong but adorable Uke; zero relationship drama/angst; hilarious subversion of the "Long Aotian" lines.
The Bad: Some inconsistencies in the final lore/system identity; the ending is very abrupt (requires extras for full satisfaction); MC's chaotic logic might be "too much" for readers seeking realism.

The Archetype: "The Devoted Parody." It mocks the very genre it inhabits while providing a warm, protective space for a character who was originally "doomed" to a life of lonely struggle and harem-management.

The Final Verdict: Read this if you want a laugh-out-loud comedy about a man who takes "supporting the protagonist" so literally he ends up marrying him to "take responsibility" for a dream.
WebNovelDB Team

Key Information

Main Characters: Jian Yuanbai (Host/Seme), "Long Aotian" (ML/Uke), The Overworked System.
Power System: Meta-Narrative Buffs + "Male Virtue" Stats. Strength is measured by the successful execution of "Chuunibyou Lines" (Thirty years East/West) and the MC's "Protective Desire." The MC essentially "hacks" the world to funnel all resources and luck toward the ML.
Themes: Parody, obsessive love, the "Best Life is the Best Revenge," and the "Male Virtue" handbook.

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