Get Out of My Way, You Jerk! I’m Selling Potions Chapter 459
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Get Out of My Way, You Jerk! I’m Selling Potions
Don't stop me from selling potions, you stinky man!, 臭男人别挡着我卖魔药Synopsis
Buried in debt and seeking an escape, I chose to end it all; only to be reincarnated as an ordinary girl named Torie in a world of swords and sorcery. “Who cares about magic and all that stuff? All I think about is making money! I want cash, you hear me?!” With that sole purpose in mind, I became a potion merchant. I was supposed to use my knowledge from the other world to make a killing and join the rank of the elites. Instead, I ended up crossing paths with a classic “underdog” protagonist fresh out of a “broken engagement” story arc. “Torie! You go first! I’ll hold them off!” “Here, take this. It’s on the house.” I forced a smile as I handed him a potion. Everyone knows that if I actually leave him behind in a generic plot moment like this, I’m the one who’s doomed! “Torie, I will never forget your kindness! I promise to grant any request you have!” You’re really hell-bent on maxing out your affection stats with me, aren’t you?!📂 System Interface: The Alchemical Blueprint
Get Out of My Way, You Jerk! I’m Selling Potions is a completed (459 chapters) Japanese-style light novel that blends Business Management, Scientific Isekai, and Slow-Burn Romance. The story follows Torie, a former engineering student from Earth who ends up in a world where magic is instinctive but potion-making is a "failure's" art.
Unlike most protagonists, Torie refuses to be the hero; she wants to be the CEO. However, she accidentally "buys" the loyalty of a classic underdog protagonist, Ethan, and finds herself entangled in his revenge plot—mostly because his noble status makes for great business networking.
| Component | Classification | Tactical Implication |
| TS (Trans-Sexual) | Gender Bender | Torie is a male-to-female reincarnator. The novel explores her past trauma while focusing on her new life as a shrewd merchant. |
| Scientific Model | Power System | Torie treats alchemy like chemistry and engineering, replacing "habitual guesses" with precision measurements and mana separation. |
| Pure Romance | Relationship | A "Twin Star" dynamic. Ethan (the employer/ML) and Torie (the employee/FL) engage in a high-tension, teasing, and protective relationship. |
| Merchant Grind | Narrative Core | Significant focus on market research, haggling, evaluating competitors, and exploiting untapped business models. |